I was kind of hoping one of you would be the mature one.

[Sigh.]

Why does it have to be me? I'm not built for this kind of shit but here I am, having to mediate between the two of you like I somehow graduated from the explodey gal to the mom friend.

[Lup shakes her head a bit.]

Just stay away from each other or I swear I'll kick both of your asses.