You're contractually fucking obligated to love me, dumbass.
[But he hands over the food, including those shitty wooden chopsticks that come with take out, because he's not dumb enough to get between a stoned elf and her food.
And for all his fussing, he really doesn't care that they got started without him. He gets it.]
Fuck, have you been crying? You've been crying, haven't you? I know the both of you.
[He sounds so grossed out, as though he's accusing them of cannibalism or something.]
Uh, I've been smoking, dude. That's why my eyes are red. [He's absolutely been crying. He just really loves his friends, okay? Without missing a beat, he adds,] Get the fuck in here and get high with us, asshole.
[He retreats back into the tent and almost grabs at the food with his bare hands, but has just enough sense to take a pair of chopsticks first. Barely.]
[Things Taako won't say no to: blanket forts, and bongs, so he follows Magnus back into their little set up and accepts the bong from Lup, taking a hit before he deigns them with a response.]
It's super fucking sad that you two don't hang out enough, was that it?
[He remembers this joke. Sometimes fondly, sometimes with an eyeroll. Sometimes (like right now) it's both.]
[There's a brief moment where Taako considers using either Lup or Magnus as a pillow, before remembering they're both stoned and eating take out with shitty chopsticks, so he just flops down on the actual pillows.
He's not giving the pipe back yet, though, he has some catching up to do.]
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[But he hands over the food, including those shitty wooden chopsticks that come with take out, because he's not dumb enough to get between a stoned elf and her food.
And for all his fussing, he really doesn't care that they got started without him. He gets it.]
Fuck, have you been crying? You've been crying, haven't you? I know the both of you.
[He sounds so grossed out, as though he's accusing them of cannibalism or something.]
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[He retreats back into the tent and almost grabs at the food with his bare hands, but has just enough sense to take a pair of chopsticks first. Barely.]
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[Yeah she's high.]
Oh no, we've definitely been bawling our eyes out.
[Lup says between bites of noodles.]
It's just so sad that we've never... uh... what were we talking about again? Never mind, here.
[She hands over the pretty glittery bong to her brother as a peace gift.]
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It's super fucking sad that you two don't hang out enough, was that it?
[He remembers this joke. Sometimes fondly, sometimes with an eyeroll. Sometimes (like right now) it's both.]
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Shit, Lup, he's right. We don't hang out enough. Why don't we ever hang out?
[...And then he starts giggling. He's there.]
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[...and Lup is giggling too, half from being high and half because Magnus is laughing and she loves that sound.]
We're just so busy all the time, I never get to see your naked ass having breakfast in the morning. So sad.
[She scoots a bit so that Taako has room to flop into their haven of pillows and munchies.]
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[There's a brief moment where Taako considers using either Lup or Magnus as a pillow, before remembering they're both stoned and eating take out with shitty chopsticks, so he just flops down on the actual pillows.
He's not giving the pipe back yet, though, he has some catching up to do.]