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[umbrastaff]

Yeah we gotta die now to be cool, don't we? Shit, Taako.

[She's gonna put you through so much, Taako. It's gnawing on her to know this, no matter how sure she was that it would help.]

[spellslots]

Bubbale you are ALWAYS cool and I can't believe you made me admit it

[umbrastaff]

If I'm cool does that mean you're hot? ;)

[spellslots]

First of all, I've always been hot

Second of all, that was terrible and you should feel terrible

[umbrastaff]

I dunno, man. You were pretty awkward in your teens.

[Which meant she was too, but hey.]

Also shame on you, it was a great one.

[spellslots]

I thought we had a deal not to talk about the dark times.

No, no, it was bad. I'm the expert here.

[umbrastaff]

Hey, I was just making a point. Besides, I was just as bad.

[Ears too big, noses too pointy, gangly arms and legs. It was a blessing that they had grown up so smoking hot.]

You're like the worst expert in that case, Koko.

[spellslots]

As much as I normally love to take pleasure in your suffering, that was such a bad time all round I can't even do that.

You're just mad I didn't like your shitty joke.

[umbrastaff]

True. Bleh.

Yep. I'm stealing your good skirt.

[spellslots]

Oh, Lulu, you absolute fool.

You shouldn't have warned me, I'm gonna hide it now :)

[umbrastaff]

Did you really think I was that dumb, doofus? I'm already wearing it, now I just won't give it back.

=P

[spellslots]

FUCK

I'm putting dye in your shampoo I hope you're fucking ready, asshole

[umbrastaff]

If you do that I'm shaving yours.

[spellslots]

We BOTH know I would ugly cry and you don't wanna see that shit as much as I don't want it to happen, I'm calling your bluff.

[umbrastaff]

Ugh true. I'd just have to move out while you do that.

[spellslots]

You'd have to move out for at least two years until it grew back to something acceptable. No one but me is gonna put up with your ass for that long.

[umbrastaff]

I'd get you a wig. Something sparkly.

[spellslots]

Sure, sure, and you get to explain to my boyfriend why he can't pull my hair during sex anymore

[taAKO]

[umbrastaff]

UGH WHY

[spellslots]

Revenge :)

[umbrastaff]

I hate you so much.

[spellslots]

Yeah you do

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