umbrastaff | IC Inbox @lightemup

That sounds dangerous.

[It actually sounds pretty fucking great; he hops onto the couch, under the blankets, and immediately leans at least half his weight against Lup.

He still has the canister in his hands, not sure what else to do with it.]

Boys are hella dumb.

[She lets him lean against her, fairly easily balancing his weight with her own in a perfect way.

At Taako's words, she snorts and nods slightly.]

They sure are.

I wanna be pissed at him but like, he was so fucking cut up about it. How am I gonna be mad? It's not anyone's fault.

[He's never done this before, he's never had a relationship that was more than a quick fling while he and Lup stopped in some town during their travels, and he's never had a break up before. He always just left.]

I can understand that. I mean, it's hard to be mad at someone that's a nice guy? Just not the kind that works for you.

[Lup would really like for her brother to find someone to have a steady relationship with and do all those things she and Barry does, but Taako had always worked differently than her when it came to love. Sure, Barry was her most serious thing ever, but she always wanted love. The whole shebang.

...and there this place was a mess.

They had to go back one day, and it would hurt. Lup definitely doesn't want that for him.]

At least he was honest.

[She's right, it's the same way he's feeling right now, and it sucks. It'd be easier if there was someone to hate.]

I had to drag it outta him.

[That, at least, he can be a little frustrated about. That Taako had to bring it up to get any kind of explanation for why Eddie had been acting a little weird.]

[Well. That part does suck, and she hands him a spoon to go with his big bowl of ice cream topped with whipped cream and chocolate flakes.]

Well, fuck him. You deserve someone that plays on your level.

[Taako carefully tucks the canister against the arm of the couch so he can free up his hands for the ice cream.

After a significant spoonful:]

Pretty sure I'm gonna give any future bullshit a hard pass. Taako's good out here.

[Dating is for other people.]

We can both be lonely spinsters in this place.

[She shrugs a bit and takes a spoonful of her own serving, tapping the empty spoon against her lips.]

Not for all eternity, right? I bet Death wants another date or something.

[Cops or the grim reaper. Her brother has interesting taste, okay?]

I dunno. [He'd like Kravitz, that much isn't something he'd lie about, and he'd admit that the whole... already dead thing is appealing, since it means he doesn't ever have to worry about losing him. But...] I get you're all like, lovey dovey and shit, but why do I need to fall in love or whatever to be happy?

Oh, come on Taako, I didn't say that!

[She sighs and point her spoon to him.]

I know my deal it's not your deal, and that's great. You don't need a relationship to be happy. I mean, shit, I miss Barry like crazy, but he's not all of me, you know?

[Lup returns her spoon to her mouth after grabbing some more ice cream from her bowl.]

I just meant that when we go back, there's options. You don't have to feel like swearing off dating for fun.

I know, I know.

[He gently waves her explanation away, not dismissive, just... that isn't quite what he meant, either.]

I'm just saying, it's not a big deal and I don't think it's ever gonna be, not to me. Maybe I'll give the whole dating thing a shot, maybe I won't, but you don't have to worry about me being happy. I already am.

Good. That's all I hope for you, Koko. You deserve so much fucking happiness. A million times more so after all this shit that's been going on.

[To be fair, she never really imagined them in any stable relationships ever, but things changed. With her and Barry being a thing, she didn't want her bother to be left out.

...but Taako was Taako, and she did understand him.]

I still can't believe you dated a cop.

[That's a whole lot of emotion, right there, and he isn't quite sure what to say in response, so he just presses a kiss to her cheek in silent thanks and understanding.]

A cop and the grim reaper back home, I got a thing for lawful types, a-fucking-pparently. Who'd have guessed?

[She makes a little face at him as he kisses her cheek, but it's all in jest. Then Lup leans back a bit to take another spoonful of ice cream.]

It's almost as if you need something to weigh up all that chaos.

Or maybe I just wanna see if I can corrupt up.

[It's a joke, but there's not as much energy in it as he might usually have, just because he's a little somber right now.

Which means he definitely needs some of that wine.]

[Lup snorts at that, smiling as she reaches for the wine bottle and casts mage hand inside the damn thing to pop the cork out. Who needs corkscrews, after all?

Then she pours them both wine and uses the mage hand to turn the lights down before casting rose-colored dancing lights in their slight blanket fort.

All to maximize the coziness.]

Remember my first boyfriend?

[Taako watches her finish off this little production with a fond smile, humming happily as he settles against her.]

Fuck, barely. [It's been a long time.] The half-elf, right?

[She rolls her eyes a little bit, taking a sip of wine.]

Gods, yes. What a tool. I'm so glad I threw up on him.

That's why I've like, never fucking dated. You were a bad role model.

[He's just playing.]

Fuck you, I was the greatest role model. I invented the best way to break up with someone.

[She grins.]

Get shitfaced and throw up on them.

Or you can skip the whole boyfriend part by getting shitfaced and throwing up on the first date.

[Which he's definitely done.]

Then you don't get laid, doofus.

[Yeah they're such gems.]

I've spent like decades not getting laid, I can deal.

[Take that.]

Don't I know it, you always took foreeeever in the shower.

[Hah.]

[He shoves her, but there's no force behind it.]

Okay, dipshit, that's enough of that. Should I open this thing or what?

[The canister. The future.]

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