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[ohhmrburnsides]

YOU SMOKE WEED?????

If you need help getting rid of it I guess I could clear my schedule and help you out...

[umbrastaff]

If you narc on me Mr. Burnsides, I'll shave your burns!

but hell yea maggie I need your help come save me

[ohhmrburnsides]

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THE BURNS

no but I'm on my way natch

[umbrastaff]

Don't stress you look like a baby without them, it's freaky

That's my mags

[ohhmrburnsides]

ouch right where it hurts...

but you're not wrong

[umbrastaff]

tbf you are the baby now that Luce is doing the hot matron look

[ohhmrburnsides]

OH NO I AM THE BABY

[umbrastaff]

you aaaare

oh way well memory wise I'm the baby

WE'RE BABIES

[ohhmrburnsides]

Is it ethically unsound to allow two babies to get high

[umbrastaff]

nah

we don't know any better, blame the adults

[ohhmrburnsides]

Good bc we're doing this no matter what. also I'm outside

[umbrastaff]

get in the door's open

[Lup has hoarded some junk food and made a blanket fort, hurry up Mags!]

[ohhmrburnsides]

[He spots the blanket fort as soon as he throws the door open. Despite his excitement, he pretends not to notice.]

Luuuuup? Where are ya, buddy?

[umbrastaff]

[She glides out of the blanket fort with a lazy wave, wearing a way too big sweatshirt and yoga pants.]

It's my best man! Get over here, I got us a great setup!

[ohhmrburnsides]

[With a stupid giggle, he follows Lup into the blanket fort.]

Aw hell yeah, you got snacks! Gonna need those. ... Is that my sweatshirt?

[umbrastaff]

[Cookie fries, homemade chips, cake leftovers, you name it.]

Mmmmmmmaybe?

[ohhmrburnsides]

[He glares her down but only for a moment. The whole crew has been stealing his sweaters for a hundred years. He's over it.]

I'll let it slide this time. [As if he hasn't let it slide every other time.] You are providing me with The Good Kush, so who am I to complain?

Oh shit, Lup, I haven't done this in a while. I was, like, straightedge in Raven's Roost.

[umbrastaff]

[She doesn't even blink at the stare down, just cuddling further down in the sweater. Suck it Mags, it's hers now.

Her ears perk up a bit at the next thing he says, though, and she can't help laughing.]

Oooh shit Maggie, you're gonna get fucked up on this. Maybe you should take it really slow.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Pssssh.

[He waves his hand.]

I'll take it as fast as I wanna take it. I'll be fine.

[umbrastaff]

Fine, don't come crying to me later.

[She has blankets and mood lighting with some soft pink Dancing Lights. It's perfect.]

Make yourself comfy, I got the goods.

[ohhmrburnsides]

As if. So maybe it's been a few minutes. I'm still a pro.

[He puffs out his chest to prove his point.]

Ready when you are, sis!

[umbrastaff]

[Of course she's gonna light them up with some fancy swirls of fire, nice and official.]

I traded way too many cupcakes for this, so it better really be the good kush.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Show-off. [He grins at Lup's fire tricks. He acts unimpressed but they're still fuckin' cool, lbr.

When he takes his turn on the bong, he coughs up a fuckin' lung. Dumb baby thought he'd be okay.]

'scuse me. [He pops out of the tent for a glass of water, laughing at himself through coughs all the way to the kitchen.]

[umbrastaff]

[Lup is wheezing with laughter back in the tent. Magnus fucking Burnsides, coughing like a newbie.

Amazing.]

[ohhmrburnsides]

[He returns with a giant-ass Tervis tumbler full of water. Assuming these exist here. Why wouldn't they. His cough has mostly subsided by now but he's still clearing his throat.]

Still good! [He gives Lup a thumbs-up. And then coughs.]