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[spellslots]

Thank god that would've been real awkward, I already had to get rid of a chicken I was given once

[He can't just collect animals randomly, that'd be awkies.

Also awkies: answering this question]

Oh. There was a thing? With some jerkass liches, they stole some of my like

life?

I mean it's not a big deal it's just a thing, I'm cool. Armor would not go astray though, for sure.

[umbrastaff]

Taako what the fuck

[spellslots]

[They had Barry's bell he wants to say, as if that's an explanation, but Lup doesn't know that yet.]

Most liches aren't as chill as you and Barry turn out to be

[umbrastaff]

[Pardon her as she takes a deep breath of relief to hear it wasn't her or Barry.]

I'm sorry, Taako.

[spellslots]

Don't even start, Lulu, it's fine. We kicked their asses, Barold helped us out, it was a super dramatic lich v lich showdown.

[umbrastaff]

Sounds pretty awesome, I gotta admit. It just feels more and more weird about the lich thing.

[spellslots]

Two shitty liches doesn't change that you guys are doing this for the right reasons.

Anyway like, Magnus shrieks every fucking time he sees you when you're in your lich form, it is totally worth it

[umbrastaff]

You know, that is pretty tempting. The power to change things and make Magnus scream.

[spellslots]

Even just witnessing it is satisfying

[umbrastaff]

Then it's obviously worth it!

[spellslots]

Obviously.

Also like, you can blow up an entire column of the Hunger, if that helps at all.

[He's thinking about Wonderland, now, and he realizes that he really needs to tell her about what else they took from him. It's just a hard conversation to have.]

[umbrastaff]

HOLY SHIT

THAT IS AMAZING

[They need to have a lot of talks. At least she hasn't seen him cast Disguise Self yet.]

[spellslots]

Hell yeah it is

You scared the shit outta me by jumping off the Starblaster as we were taking off but you know, at least it looked cool

[umbrastaff]

Yeah we gotta die now to be cool, don't we? Shit, Taako.

[She's gonna put you through so much, Taako. It's gnawing on her to know this, no matter how sure she was that it would help.]

[spellslots]

Bubbale you are ALWAYS cool and I can't believe you made me admit it

[umbrastaff]

If I'm cool does that mean you're hot? ;)

[spellslots]

First of all, I've always been hot

Second of all, that was terrible and you should feel terrible

[umbrastaff]

I dunno, man. You were pretty awkward in your teens.

[Which meant she was too, but hey.]

Also shame on you, it was a great one.

[spellslots]

I thought we had a deal not to talk about the dark times.

No, no, it was bad. I'm the expert here.

[umbrastaff]

Hey, I was just making a point. Besides, I was just as bad.

[Ears too big, noses too pointy, gangly arms and legs. It was a blessing that they had grown up so smoking hot.]

You're like the worst expert in that case, Koko.

[spellslots]

As much as I normally love to take pleasure in your suffering, that was such a bad time all round I can't even do that.

You're just mad I didn't like your shitty joke.

[umbrastaff]

True. Bleh.

Yep. I'm stealing your good skirt.

[spellslots]

Oh, Lulu, you absolute fool.

You shouldn't have warned me, I'm gonna hide it now :)

[umbrastaff]

Did you really think I was that dumb, doofus? I'm already wearing it, now I just won't give it back.

=P

[spellslots]

FUCK

I'm putting dye in your shampoo I hope you're fucking ready, asshole