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Awesome! Great! I have no fucking clue what that is.

Shit PLEASE give it to Lux. It would be hilarious!

Why are your friends giving you bee vibes anyway??

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Read a comic book, Lup, god!!!

We made a bet about who could spend the longest at one of the weird kink expo booths and I lost but I lied and said I won so he had to buy some shit from the booth

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I don't know what that is either.

[Lies, Cisco told her some shit.]

Fuck that sounds AMAZING I'm so sad I missed that! What booth made you lose?

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Google it asshole

[He knows she's not dumb!!!]

Okay I know you're asking, but are you REALLY sure you wanna know, because you can't ever unknow it

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Fuck you! ♥

Oh gods that sounds really bad. Lay it on me.

[spellslots]

Disclaimer: I warned you and you still wanted to know

Some people are into putting fleshlights into stuffed animals and fucking them

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[The reply takes a while.]

I'm dead

RIP me

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I WARNED YOU

I pretended to be into that shit for a whole MINUTE

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My brother, the stuffed animal fucker.

I'm disowning you

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Just come kill me it'll be waaaay less awful than continuing to live knowing what I know

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Nah, I'll let you live with it. I mean, you still 'won'.

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I sure did, and lemme tell you, a bee vibe is a way better prize than anything I would've been forced to buy

Have you met Cisco b t w he's a cool dude

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Thank fuck for that.

Yeah! He's pretty great, we went on a drunk sightseeing thing and ended up in the zoo.

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Hey are any of the animals chatty I haven't like tried to talk to them to see if they know that animal language

Kinda fucked up if they're in the zoo though if they're the animals from that world

Anyway he's the dude making me a superhero costume, which you better have looked up by now. I can have armor?? And still cast spells?? And not fucking die if someone looks at me sideways or like a strong wind knocks me over

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I gave it a try with some but nobody answered me. Good thing, though, or I'd have to spring them out.

I'm still googling dude this all looks like some kind of porn. I get the gist, though. Cisco told me about metahumans.

Armor? That's pretty awesome. I mean, not that you're normally a glass cannon? More than any other caster, at least. I've seen you fall down a hill and not die.

[You didn't tell her about the liches stealing your life force, Taako.]

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Thank god that would've been real awkward, I already had to get rid of a chicken I was given once

[He can't just collect animals randomly, that'd be awkies.

Also awkies: answering this question]

Oh. There was a thing? With some jerkass liches, they stole some of my like

life?

I mean it's not a big deal it's just a thing, I'm cool. Armor would not go astray though, for sure.

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Taako what the fuck

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[They had Barry's bell he wants to say, as if that's an explanation, but Lup doesn't know that yet.]

Most liches aren't as chill as you and Barry turn out to be

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[Pardon her as she takes a deep breath of relief to hear it wasn't her or Barry.]

I'm sorry, Taako.

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Don't even start, Lulu, it's fine. We kicked their asses, Barold helped us out, it was a super dramatic lich v lich showdown.

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Sounds pretty awesome, I gotta admit. It just feels more and more weird about the lich thing.

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Two shitty liches doesn't change that you guys are doing this for the right reasons.

Anyway like, Magnus shrieks every fucking time he sees you when you're in your lich form, it is totally worth it

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You know, that is pretty tempting. The power to change things and make Magnus scream.

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Even just witnessing it is satisfying

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Then it's obviously worth it!